Missy
Missy

President of PPU. Missy is Type A all the way. She has big plans for the future, so don't get caught in her path. She is currently running for class president, trying out for cheerleading and is on the Math team.

Effy
Effy

Vice President of PPU. Effy does not have anger management problems. She just wants to reiterate that. Does she get annoyed sometimes? Sure. But who doesn't? Also, she likes punching people in the face and destroying stuffed animals.

Cass
Cass

Secretary of PPU. The new girl. She is a budding filmmaker and sees the glass as always full. She likes snacks, rainbows, Brandon, and sparkles.

HG
Homeless Guy

Dear friend of the Unicorns.

Enid
Enid

A former Unicorn?!

Brandon
Brandon

Brandon is dreamy. It's true. Ask Cass.

Bernard
Bernard

Robin to Brandon's Batman.

Amigo
Amigo

Amigo means friend in Spanish but Amigo is not everyone's friend, nor is he Spanish.

Susie
Susie

Girl next door with a mean streak.

Lydia
Lydia

Easy. Capital E.

Biing
Biing

Biing loves Susie but wouldn't mind sleeping with Effy.

Therapist
Therapist

Effy's therapist, hired by her parents to help her work on her anger management problems. I mean um the ones she doesn't have. Really.

Miguel
Miguel

Class monitor who takes his job very seriously.

Monkey
Monkey

Need I say more?